PRODUCT

Yeast Spread Jar

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Shite

Rich in sludge. 100% brownness.

A dark, savoury yeast extract with a bold, salty taste and a smooth, spreadable texture, ideal for toast, crumpets and other breakfast essentials.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

Lovely brown muck. I enjoyed this immensely before seeing some friends off to the coast.

Hannah Widgehead, Alfreton

★★★★☆

The whole family enjoyed big brown dollops before I dropped the kids off at the pool.

Camille Bastard-Bollocks, Cockminster

★★★★★

I accidentally ate a whole jar and was crapping for Ireland. It was like a load of shoes falling out of a loft, followed by shitting through the eye of a needle for three days. I thought my ringpiece was going to fall off.

Sister Saoirse Sugartits, Cork

PRODUCT INFORMATION

Nutritional Information

Typical valuesPer 100g2 × portion (42g)
Energy1981 kJ / 473 kcal832 kJ / 199 kcal
Fat19.8g8.3g
of which saturates3.4g1.4g

BEHIND THE LABEL

INSIDE THE DESIGN

REAL WORLD DETAILS

Origins

CREATED FEBRUARY 2021

Front, rear and lid labels for a jar of Yeast Extract.
One of the simpler labels I’ve emulated.

Full Design

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

Original ProductRude Pantry Product
Parent CompanyUnileverRude Pantry
BrandMarmiteShite
Product NameMarmiteShite
VarietyOriginalOriginal
Dominant ThemeSome sort of potA potty and excrement.
Barcode Numbers Spell5018445319 8 9 20 5 = SHITE
Barcode Scans AsMarmite Spread Yeast Extract 250gSHITE

Comparison

Development & Detail

Instead of whatever sort of sun-spots were on the original, I put tiny turd shapes.
Typical Rude Pantryfication.
A potty in the style of the Yeast Pot.

In the Wild

The photo was taken some time after the label was created, so part of the original label had changed.

Notes

I actually love Marmite, and eat it almost every day.