PRODUCT ARCHIVE

Soup Sachet

Rude Pantry soup sachet product

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

A Cupboard Classic with Added Breasticles

A reassuringly premium instant soup box combining familiar comfort, aggressively rounded branding and an entirely unnecessary quantity of tits.

Boobies Mug o’ Jugs Norks & Breasticles takes the conventions of brightly coloured instant soup packaging and pushes them somewhere considerably more mammary.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

“A surprisingly sophisticated breastiness. The Norks & Breasticles really bring out the jugs.”

Fanny Hands, Harrogate

★★★★☆

“Full-bodied, wonderfully rounded and finished with a delicate note of tit.”

Roger Titcombe, York

★★★★★

“Tits! Everywhere. Exactly what I want from a premium instant soup.”

Dickie Nips, Sheffield

BEHIND THE LABEL

Product Breakdown

ARCHIVE ENTRY

What

Outer box for instant soup sachets

When

August 2020


Origin Notes

As with a lot of food packaging, the original is bright, colourful and visually busy. That made it a good candidate for a complete Rude Pantry rebuild rather than a simple front-label joke.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

Original ProductRude Pantry Product
Parent CompanyPremier Foods GroupRude Pantry
BrandBatchelorsBoobies
Product NameCup a SoupMug o’ Jugs
VarietyCream of VegetableNorks & Breasticles
Dominant ThemeVegetable soup; box shows half a kettle and half a cup of soupBreasts
Barcode Numbers Spell50001754090782 15 15 2 9 5 19 = BOOBIES
Barcode Scans AsBatchelors Cup a Soup Cream of Vegetable with Croutons 4 SachetsTITS

Comparison

Original and Rude Pantry soup sachet packaging compared
Original and Rude Pantry versions. Select to inspect at full size.

Full Designs

Front and right side of the finished soup sachet box
Rear and left side of the finished soup sachet box

Development & Detail

Select any image to inspect the full-size source.

Pastry breasts being modelled and painted
I spent an afternoon in my conservatory modelling and painting boobs out of pastry.
Pastry breast photographs before retouching
I made far more boobs than would ever be seen in the final product. The paint cracked quickly, so the photographs needed some post-production.
Drawing pins used as areolas
Most of the areolas were drawing pins.
Themed details on the soup packaging
There should always be some sort of themed twist on what was there before.
Boob-themed logo and kettle details
The brand logo became a sort of boob-tube shape, while the kettle was rebuilt as a pair of semicircular breasts.
Additional breast-themed packaging details
Tits! Everywhere.

Notes

This was the first product I took to a supermarket to photograph on the shelf. Taking it out of a bag was fine. Putting it back looked considerably more like shoplifting.

Rude Pantry product photographed on a supermarket shelf