PRODUCT
Jar Cooking Sauce

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Vagina Minge Cootchie Snatch
A bold, hot, tomato-based cooking sauce infused with authentic mixed spices, red chilli, and mustard.
PUBLIC RESPONSE
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
Best when it’s hot and completely covering your meat. Made my eyes water, but I still went back for more.
Alan Wank, Truro
★★★★☆
Lovely once you’ve got some meat in it. I always give mine a good stir first.
Meena Gobshite, Manchester
★★★★★
Really enjoyed this. Mine was hot and dribbled all over the table. My husband finished it off with his finger.
Tess Tickle, Bellend Common, Derbyshire
PRODUCT INFORMATION
Nutritional Information
| Typical values | Per 100g | 2 × portion (42g) |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 1981 kJ / 473 kcal | 832 kJ / 199 kcal |
| Fat | 19.8g | 8.3g |
| of which saturates | 3.4g | 1.4g |
BEHIND THE LABEL
INSIDE THE DESIGN
REAL WORLD DETAILS
Origins
Label for jar of Madras Cooking Sauce.
The original design already has strong colours and a recognisable curry identity. It made a good foundation for a Rude Pantry rebuild where the label could become far more inappropriate without losing the feel of a genuine supermarket product.
Original vs Rude Pantry Version
| Original Product | Rude Pantry Product | |
|---|---|---|
| Parent Company | A B World Foods Ltd. | Rude Pantry |
| Brand | Patak’s | Boobies |
| Product Name | Madras Cooking Sauce | Mug o’ Jugs |
| Variety | Madras Cooking Sauce | Norks & Breasticles |
| Dominant Theme | Rich magentas and purple with scattered ingredients | Vagina |
| Barcode Numbers Spell | 5011308505055 | 7 18 15 23 12 5 18 = GROWLER |
| Barcode Scans As | Patak’s Madras Cooking Sauce Madras Cooking Sauce with Croutons 4 Cooking Sauces | GROWLER |







