PRODUCT ARCHIVE
Cream Liqueur
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
A Luxury Cream Liqueur with Added Bastardry
A reassuringly premium cream liqueur bottle combining familiar luxury branding, indulgent after-dinner appeal and an entirely unnecessary amount of swearing.
Bastard Arsehole takes the conventions of premium cream liqueur packaging and pushes them somewhere considerably less suitable for a drinks cabinet.
PUBLIC RESPONSE
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
“Smooth, rich and surprisingly classy. A brilliant drink with a dreadful personality.”
Barry Bastard, Manchester
★★★★☆
“Creamy, sweet and exactly the sort of bottle you hide when your parents visit.”
Sue Flaps, York
★★★★★
“A convincing luxury drink ruined in all the right ways.”
Nigel Wankett, Leeds
BEHIND THE LABEL
Product Breakdown
ARCHIVE ENTRY
What
Cream Liqueur Bottle
When
December 2020
Origin Notes
The original bottle already had a premium appearance with metallic details, making it a strong base for a Rude Pantry rebuild.
Original vs Rude Pantry Version
| Original Product | Rude Pantry Product | |
|---|---|---|
| Parent Company | R & A Bailey & Co. | Rude Pantry |
| Brand | Baileys | Boobies |
| Product Name | Baileys | Mug o’ Jugs |
| Variety | Original | Norks & Breasticles |
| Dominant Theme | Vegetable Liqueur; box shows half a kettle and half a cup of Liqueur | A rubbish tip with a dismal industrial view in the background. Various swearing. |
| Barcode Numbers Spell | 5011013100118 | 6 21 3 11 14 21 20 = FUCKNUT |
| Barcode Scans As | Baileys Baileys Original with Croutons 4 Liqueurs | RINGPIECE |
Comparison
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Notes
This was the first product I took to a supermarket to photograph on the shelf. Taking it out of a bag was fine. Putting it back looked considerably more like shoplifting.
