PRODUCT ARCHIVE
Roasted Nut Mix
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Posh Roasted Nuts with a Funkier Finish
A premium roasted nut mix combining sea-salt sophistication, peppery savouriness and the sort of carefully styled snack photography normally reserved for products that cost more than they should.
Fanny Yeast Aromatic Cunt Mix keeps the restrained, natural-food look of Forest Feast, then replaces wholesome seasoning cues with vulva-ish nuts, suspicious yeast clusters and a thoroughly less wholesome flavour profile.
PUBLIC RESPONSE
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
“Really convincing posh-nut packaging. I didn’t notice the Fanny Yeast bit until I’d already put the bag on the table.”
Barry Nutsack, Harrogate
★★★★☆
“Crunchy, salty and just funky enough. The little yeast things are unsettling once you know what they’re meant to be.”
Mavis Yeast, York
★★★★★
“Looks like something from the expensive snack aisle until you read Aromatic Cunt Mix. Excellent work.”
Clive Vulva, Leeds
BEHIND THE LABEL
Product Breakdown
ARCHIVE ENTRY
What
Packet for seasoned nuts
When
June 2026
Origin Notes
I’m filling out the contents of an imaginary hamper so this seemed to fit.
Original vs Rude Pantry Version
| Original Product | Rude Pantry Product | |
|---|---|---|
| Parent Company | Kestrel Foods | Rude Pantry |
| Brand | Forest Feast | Fanny Yeast |
| Product Name | Roasted Nut Mix | Aromatic Cunt Mix |
| Variety | Sea Salt & Pepper | Feminine & Funky |
| Dominant Theme | Roasted Nuts | Roasted Nuts and Yeast |
| Barcode Numbers Spell | 5022374050998 | 25 5 1 19 20 25 2 15 24 = YEASTYBOX |
| Barcode Scans As | Forest Feast Sea Salt & Pepper Roasted Nut Mix, 120 G | YEASTYBOX |
Comparison
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Development & Detail
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Notes
Photographed in the supermarket, but not with other packaging of the original type because posh nuts are apparently only available at other times of year. Unless Morrisons just don’t stock them any more anyway.
