PRODUCT
Chocolate Mint Thins
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Mastur Bate
An After-Dinner Classic with Added Self-Service
Thin, dark and individually wrapped for discreet after-dinner pleasure. Thin dark-chocolate mints with a smooth peppermint fondant centre and a crisp, refreshing finish.
PUBLIC RESPONSE
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
A delightful little me-time treat. I usually wait until everyone’s gone to bed, then settle down somewhere comfortable and take my time over one.
Abigail TwuntBum, Malmö
★★★★☆
Perfect when you fancy a little private indulgence. My husband and I both enjoy them, both together and alone.
Tina Felchhouse, Bolton
★★★★★
Who doesn’t like to pop a slim, firm, dark treat in their mouth at Christmas and let its white goo satisfyingly slip down their throat?
Gordon Prickcroft, Bootle
PRODUCT INFORMATION
Nutritional Information
| Typical values | Per 100g | 2 × portion (42g) |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 1981 kJ / 473 kcal | 832 kJ / 199 kcal |
| Fat | 19.8g | 8.3g |
| of which saturates | 3.4g | 1.4g |
BEHIND THE LABEL
INSIDE THE DESIGN
REAL WORLD DETAILS
Origins
Box packaging for thin chocolate mints.
I’m filling out the contents of an imaginary hamper so this seemed to fit.
Full Designs
Original vs Rude Pantry Version
| Original Product | Rude Pantry Product | |
|---|---|---|
| Parent Company | Nestlé | Rude Pantry |
| Brand | Nestlé | Breastlé |
| Product Name | After Eight (mints) | Mastur Bate |
| Variety | n/a | n/a |
| Dominant Theme | Wafer thin mint in sleeve | Vulva/masturbating woman chocolate in sleeve |
| Barcode Numbers Spell | 5000426171518 | 6 18 9 7 7 9 14 7 = FRIGGING |
| Barcode Scans As | After Eight Dark Mint Chocolate Box | FRIGGING |
Comparison
Development & Detail
In the Wild
Photographed in the supermarket.
