PRODUCT ARCHIVE
Granola Bar Box
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
A Healthy Snack with Added Haunted Fannies
A reassuringly premium granola bar box combining familiar healthy-snack branding, wholesome ingredients and an entirely unnecessary amount of anatomical nonsense.
Mature Vagina Haunted Fossil Fanny takes the conventions of natural snack packaging and pushes them somewhere considerably more inappropriate.
PUBLIC RESPONSE
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
“A surprisingly tasty snack with a box design I definitely couldn’t leave in the office kitchen.”
Linda Fanny, York
★★★★☆
“Good crunch, decent chocolate and a product name that gets noticed.”
Barry Cuntwell, Leeds
★★★★★
“Looks like a normal snack until you actually read the packaging. Excellent.”
Nigel Clunge, Sheffield
BEHIND THE LABEL
Product Breakdown
ARCHIVE ENTRY
What
Box for granola bars
When
May 2022
Origin Notes
Another product with an increasingly complex design, the more closely it is examined.
Original vs Rude Pantry Version
| Original Product | Rude Pantry Product | |
|---|---|---|
| Parent Company | General Mills | Rude Pantry |
| Brand | Nature Valley | Mature Vagina |
| Product Name | Crunchy | Old Cunt |
| Variety | Oats & Dark Chocolate | Haunted Fossil Fanny |
| Dominant Theme | Granola bars on a wooden board with a green blurred summery outdoor background | Vulva shaped granola bars and Vaginery things. |
| Barcode Numbers Spell | 8410076600479 | 6 1 14 14 25 = FANNY |
| Barcode Scans As | Nature Valley Crunchy Oats & Dark Chocolate with Croutons 4 Granolas | fanny |
Comparison
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Development & Detail
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Notes
This was the first product I took to a supermarket to photograph on the shelf. Taking it out of a bag was fine. Putting it back looked considerably more like shoplifting.
