PRODUCT

Crisps Tube

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Pricks – Hard & Spunky

For the discerning snacker who expects their Pricks hard, hot and packed firmly into a tube.

A reassuringly premium tube of chilli-seasoned potato crisps with a firm crunch and steadily building heat. Savoury spices, tomato powder and cayenne pepper extract give a bold, well-rounded flavour with a dry, lingering finish.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

Properly spicy potatoey delights. Even after I had several different fists inserted repeatedly, my opening still looks remarkably presentable.

Louise Minge, Wetwang

★★★★☆

Excellent crisps. At a recent party, three men whipped out their 12-inch pipes and popped them to everyone’s delight.

Imran Arsehole, Leeds

★★★★★

A tasty treat. My wife gobbled the load before any softening could occur.

Pat McGroin, Liverpool

PRODUCT INFORMATION

Nutritional Information

BEHIND THE LABEL

INSIDE THE DESIGN

REAL WORLD DETAILS

Origins

CREATED AUGUST 2024

Label for tube of crisps.
I knew this one had quite a lot going on visually, but I began it anyway.

Full Designs

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

Original ProductRude Pantry Product
Parent CompanyKellanovaRude Pantry
BrandPringlesPricks
Product NamePringlesPricks
VarietyHot & SpicyHard & Spunky
Dominant ThemeA reconstituted potato crisp with red chillies, flying through a hoop on fire.A crisp and dick chillies flying through a hoop on fire. And Penises.
Barcode Numbers Spell505399012356823 1 14 7 5 18 = WANGER
Barcode Scans AsTuiles Pringles Hot & Spicy – 190gWinkle

Comparison

Original and Rude Pantry versions. Select to inspect at full size.

Development & Detail

There were lots of layers involved with creating main images like this. And quite a few attempts at getting AI to create a ring of fire in line with what I wanted, before editing it further.
Tables like this take a while to put together.
There was a lot of repetition in the wall of penis base words on the back, and I didn’t bother finding foreign words for dicks this time.

In the Wild

Annoyingly, when I made this, I didn’t even know they’d already changed the packaging design. I think they made them more boring.

Here, I sneaked in the old empty packaging and my version to sit aside the new versions.

And they don’t even do hot and spicy ones now. They’ve got “Chilli and Lime” or “Blazin’ Fried Chicken”. No thanks.