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Microwave Sponge Pot

Mr Clitring Moist Flaps microwave sponge pot packaging
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

A Moist Little Pudding with Added Flaps

A warm, syrupy microwave sponge pudding presented with all the soft-focus indulgence, golden drizzle and comforting convenience expected from a familiar British dessert brand.

Mr Clitring Moist Flaps keeps the homely sponge, rich syrup and reassuringly traditional packaging, then turns the whole thing into Spread Pussy with a strategically placed oyster, a clitoris ring and some deeply contradictory serving advice.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

“Looks exactly like the sort of pudding I’d buy without thinking. Then I noticed the clitoris ring and had to read the whole box.”

Fanny Flaps, Leeds

★★★★☆

“Warm, moist and ready in minutes. The packaging caused more discussion at work than the pudding itself.”

Roger Growler, York

★★★★★

“The golden syrup sponge is convincing enough, but the tiny medical-diagram details are what really finish it off.”

Clive Ringpiece, Harrogate

BEHIND THE LABEL

Product Breakdown

ARCHIVE ENTRY

What

Outer packaging for microwave sponge pots

When

October 2025

Origin Notes

Mostly photo imagery, so I knew I’d have to fashion a sponge or use AI imagery. But AI is so prudish and strictly controlled, it won’t even generate imagery of oysters.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

Original ProductRude Pantry Product
Parent Company Premier Foods Group Rude Pantry
Brand Mr Kipling Mr Clitring
Product Name Sponge Puddings Moist Flaps
Variety Golden Syrup Spread Pussy
Dominant Theme A dessert sponge with golden syrup A sponge with a vulva and clitoris ring.
Barcode Numbers Spell 5000221506720 7 18 15 23 12 5 18 = GROWLER
Barcode Scans As Mr Kipling Golden Syrup Sponge Puddings 2 x 95g GROWLER

Comparison

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Development & Detail

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The sponge was AI generated, as I will not use anything from original packaging. The vagina part of this image was actually an oyster. Although none of this packaging will get a wide audience, I somehow felt that the oyster was perfect, and if I was ever called out on using vagina imagery, I could genuinely say it wasn’t.
The main logo area is made to look like a medical diagram showing female genitals. There’s a faint vulva behind the words.
Just centimetres apart, the packaging advises that it’s both suitable and unsuitable for having vigorous sex with.

Notes

Photographed in the supermarket.