PRODUCT

Soup Sachet

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Boobies Mug o’ Jugs – Norks & Breasticles

Four steaming mug-fulls of proper lady lumps.

Instant soup with a rich, savoury flavour and smooth, warming finish.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

Wonderfully creamy and surprisingly substantial. I took mine to bed and spent a very pleasant ten minutes with both hands underneath for support. Very comforting on a cold night.

Femmke van der Bollock, Rotterdam

★★★★☆

Delicious, hot and slightly salty, just how I like mine. Smooth to the lips and extremely satisfying once you get stuck in.

Veronica Bum, Rotherham

★★★★★

Lovely colour and very inviting. I went for a larger cup and was glad I did. Quite a mouthful.

François Nips, Bedford

PRODUCT INFORMATION

Nutritional Information

Typical valuesPer 100g2 × portion (42g)
Energy1981 kJ / 473 kcal832 kJ / 199 kcal
Fat19.8g8.3g
of which saturates3.4g1.4g

BEHIND THE LABEL

INSIDE THE DESIGN

REAL WORLD DETAILS

Origins

CREATED AUGUST 2020

Outer box for instant soup sachets.
As with a lot of food packaging, the original is bright, colourful and visually busy. That made it a good candidate for a complete Rude Pantry rebuild rather than a simple front-label joke.

Full Designs

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

Original ProductRude Pantry Product
Parent CompanyPremier Foods GroupRude Pantry
BrandBatchelorsBoobies
Product NameCup a SoupMug o’ Jugs
VarietyCream of VegetableNorks & Breasticles
Dominant ThemeVegetable soup; box shows half a kettle and half a cup of soupBreasts
Barcode Numbers Spell50001754090782 15 15 2 9 5 19 = BOOBIES
Barcode Scans AsBatchelors Cup a Soup Cream of Vegetable with Croutons 4 SachetsTITS

Comparison

Development & Detail

I spent an afternoon in my conservatory modelling and painting boobs out of pastry.
I made far more boobs than would ever be seen in the final product. The paint cracked quickly, so the photographs needed some post-production.
Most of the areolas were drawing pins.
There should always be some sort of themed twist on what was there before.
The brand logo became a sort of boob-tube shape, while the kettle was rebuilt as a pair of semicircular breasts.
Tits! Everywhere.

In the Wild

This was the first product I took to a supermarket to photograph on the shelf. Taking it out of a bag was fine. Putting it back looked considerably more like shoplifting.