PRODUCT ARCHIVE
Chunky Tinned Soup

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
A Big Chunky Soup with Added Dick
A substantial, warming tinned soup built around the familiar promise of big chunks, hearty vegetables and the sort of dependable cupboard comfort designed for a quick, filling lunch.
Penis Dick Knob Wanger Cock keeps the bold lettering, spoonful of chunky soup and familiar supermarket-tin confidence of the original, then replaces the wholesome vegetable theme with glans-shaped graphics, floating pasta dicks and an excessive quantity of penis.
PUBLIC RESPONSE
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
“Proper chunky soup and a label that looks almost normal until you notice every bit of pasta is a dick.”
Barry Wanger, Leeds
★★★★☆
“Hearty enough for lunch, although the giant glans on the front did attract questions in the office kitchen.”
Mavis Knob, York
★★★★★
“A convincing supermarket tin with an absolutely unreasonable amount of penis hidden in the details.”
Clive Winkle, Harrogate
BEHIND THE LABEL
Product Breakdown
ARCHIVE ENTRY
What
Chunky Tinned Soup label
When
October 2020
Origin Notes
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Original vs Rude Pantry Version
| Original Product | Rude Pantry Product | |
|---|---|---|
| Parent Company | H. J. Heinz Company | Rude Pantry |
| Brand | Heinz | Penis |
| Product Name | Big Soup | Dick Knob |
| Variety | Chunky Vegetable | Wanger Cock |
| Dominant Theme | Spoon of Soup and bowl below Large Text | Penis |
| Barcode Numbers Spell | 5000157062864 | 23 1 14 7 5 18 = WANGER |
| Barcode Scans As | Heinz Big Soup Chunky Vegetable 400g | WINKLE |
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