PRODUCT

Chunky Tinned Soup

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Penis Dick Knob Wanger Cock

Big, thick and packed with little pasta dicks.

A substantial, warming soup packed with dick-shaped pasta pieces for a filling, no-nonsense lunch.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

Delicious variety! I like a good sized portion and my husband likes his with a couple of baps for dipping.

Suzanne Fartley, Harlow

★★★★☆

Dicks! Everywhere. Exactly what I want from a premium tinned soup.

Mavis Knob, Telford

★★★★★

From fingering the ring-pull, to stirring firm pieces and getting a hearty filling, I really enjoyed this soup.

Monika Spaffland, Poznań

PRODUCT INFORMATION

Nutritional Information

Typical valuesPer 100g2 × portion (42g)
Energy1981 kJ / 473 kcal832 kJ / 199 kcal
Fat19.8g8.3g
of which saturates3.4g1.4g

BEHIND THE LABEL

INSIDE THE DESIGN

REAL WORLD DETAILS

Origins

CREATED OCTOBER 2020

Chunky Tinned Soup label.

Full Design

The entirely re-made phallus based soup label.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

Original ProductRude Pantry Product
Parent CompanyH. J. Heinz CompanyRude Pantry
BrandHeinzPenis
Product NameBig SoupDick Knob
VarietyChunky VegetableWanger Cock
Dominant ThemeSpoon of Soup and bowl below Large TextPenis
Barcode Numbers Spell500015706286423 1 14 7 5 18 = WANGER
Barcode Scans AsHeinz Big Soup Chunky Vegetable 400gWINKLE

Comparison

Development & Detail

Small dick details.
The same glans shape as used on the full front design.
I usually take several photos, but just one was enough to capture the floating pasta dicks in soup. I already had these as I’d bought them as a gift when I was in Rome, but later thought better of it.

In the Wild

Photographed in Morrisons over 5 years after being made. And then shortly after this, in 2026 they changed the label design.