PRODUCT
Roasted Nut Mix
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Fanny Yeast – Feminine & Funky
An aromatic cunt mix with a refined nutty finish.
A premium roasted nut mix with a crisp crunch, savoury seasoning and a rich, aromatic flavour.
PUBLIC RESPONSE
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
Lovely and salty. I like to get my nuts out when we have friends round and encourage everyone to pop them in their mouth.
Dave Bollockstone, Guildford
★★★★☆
I took them to work. My boss examined them closely and said they were the nicest-looking nuts she’d seen in ages.
Lars Twatsson, Oslo
★★★★★
Excellent for parties. I got my nuts out and passed them around, although after a few drinks I did spill my load all over the floor.
Tom Scroteson, NewBury
PRODUCT INFORMATION
Nutritional Information
| Typical values | Per 100g | 2 × portion (42g) |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 1981 kJ / 473 kcal | 832 kJ / 199 kcal |
| Fat | 19.8g | 8.3g |
| of which saturates | 3.4g | 1.4g |
BEHIND THE LABEL
INSIDE THE DESIGN
REAL WORLD DETAILS
Origins
Packet for seasoned nuts.
I’m filling out the contents of an imaginary hamper so this seemed to fit.
Full Designs
Original vs Rude Pantry Version
| Original Product | Rude Pantry Product | |
|---|---|---|
| Parent Company | Kestrel Foods | Rude Pantry |
| Brand | Forest Feast | Fanny Yeast |
| Product Name | Roasted Nut Mix | Aromatic Cunt Mix |
| Variety | Sea Salt & Pepper | Feminine & Funky |
| Dominant Theme | Roasted Nuts | Roasted Nuts and Yeast |
| Barcode Numbers Spell | 5022374050998 | 25 5 1 19 20 25 2 15 24 = YEASTYBOX |
| Barcode Scans As | Forest Feast Sea Salt & Pepper Roasted Nut Mix, 120 G | YEASTYBOX |
Comparison
Development & Detail
In the Wild
Photographed in the supermarket, but not with other packaging of the original type because posh nuts are apparently only available at other times of year. Unless Morrisons just don’t stock them any more anyway.
