PRODUCT ARCHIVE

Gummy Sweets Mix

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

A Sweet Box with Added Bastards

A colourful confectionery box combining familiar gummy sweet branding with a completely unnecessary amount of crude humour.

Whore Bastards takes the conventions of colourful sweet packaging and pushes them somewhere considerably more inappropriate.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

“The sweets are genuinely good, but the packaging is what everyone remembers.”

Barry Whore, Leeds

★★★★☆

“A surprisingly convincing sweet box that causes awkward conversations.”

Fanny Morris, York

★★★★★

“Exactly the sort of ridiculous product design that belongs in a cupboard.”

Nigel Bastard, Sheffield

BEHIND THE LABEL

Product Breakdown

ARCHIVE ENTRY

What

Box packaging for multiple various packets of gummy sweets.

When

June 2025


Origin Notes

Another one where I thought it would be fairly quick and easy, but there is more to create than I initially thought.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

Original ProductRude Pantry Product
Parent CompanyHariboRude Pantry
BrandHariboWhore
Product NameMegastarsBastards
Varietyn/aBastards
Dominant ThemeGummy Sweets on a colourful backgroundSweets in Rude shapes and general crudeness
Barcode Numbers Spell501203596756723 8 15 18 5 = WHORE
Barcode Scans AsHaribo Megastars n/a with Croutons 4 SweetssWHORE!

Comparison

Full Designs

All the rude sweet shapes I had to create for the box.
All these details take time and they go almost unnoticed, on packaging that almost no-one is even destined to see anyway.
Further rude and crude graphics.

Development & Detail

Select any image to inspect the full-size source.

Pastry breasts being modelled and painted
I spent an afternoon in my conservatory modelling and painting boobs out of pastry.
Pastry breast photographs before retouching
I made far more boobs than would ever be seen in the final product. The paint cracked quickly, so the photographs needed some post-production.
Drawing pins used as areolas
Most of the areolas were drawing pins.
Themed details on the Sweets packaging
There should always be some sort of themed twist on what was there before.
Boob-themed logo and kettle details
The brand logo became a sort of boob-tube shape, while the kettle was rebuilt as a pair of semicircular breasts.
Additional breast-themed packaging details
Tits! Everywhere.

Notes

This was the first product I took to a supermarket to photograph on the shelf. Taking it out of a bag was fine. Putting it back looked considerably more like shoplifting.

Rude Pantry product photographed on a supermarket shelf