PRODUCT

Jar Cooking Sauce

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Vagina Minge Cootchie Snatch

A bold, hot, tomato-based cooking sauce infused with authentic mixed spices, red chilli, and mustard.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

Best when it’s hot and completely covering your meat. Made my eyes water, but I still went back for more.

Alan Wank, Truro

★★★★☆

Lovely once you’ve got some meat in it. I always give mine a good stir first.

Meena Gobshite, Manchester

★★★★★

Really enjoyed this. Mine was hot and dribbled all over the table. My husband finished it off with his finger.

Tess Tickle, Bellend Common, Derbyshire

PRODUCT INFORMATION

Nutritional Information

Typical valuesPer 100g2 × portion (42g)
Energy1981 kJ / 473 kcal832 kJ / 199 kcal
Fat19.8g8.3g
of which saturates3.4g1.4g

BEHIND THE LABEL

INSIDE THE DESIGN

REAL WORLD DETAILS

Origins

CREATED DECEMBER 2020

Label for jar of Madras Cooking Sauce.
The original design already has strong colours and a recognisable curry identity. It made a good foundation for a Rude Pantry rebuild where the label could become far more inappropriate without losing the feel of a genuine supermarket product.

Full Designs

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

Original ProductRude Pantry Product
Parent CompanyA B World Foods Ltd.Rude Pantry
BrandPatak’sBoobies
Product NameMadras Cooking SauceMug o’ Jugs
VarietyMadras Cooking SauceNorks & Breasticles
Dominant ThemeRich magentas and purple with scattered ingredientsVagina
Barcode Numbers Spell50113085050557 18 15 23 12 5 18 = GROWLER
Barcode Scans AsPatak’s Madras Cooking Sauce Madras Cooking Sauce with Croutons 4 Cooking SaucesGROWLER

Comparison

Development & Detail

The “13 Minutes” detail was based on the average amount of time it takes for a woman to reach orgasm.
“May contain traces of nuts” was another fairly amusing touch.
I may have sourced inspiration images online, but I still had to recreate them with the right colour scheme. The background pattern on mine is the carpet from the Overlook Hotel in The Shining.

In the Wild

This was probably the closest-looking label to the original at first glance, of all packaging so far.