PRODUCT

Tinned Cooked Meat

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Tinned Cooked Meat

Pre-cooked, canned pork and ham luncheon meat.

PUBLIC RESPONSE

Customer Reviews

★★★★★

My husband likes his cold and firm. I prefer mine hot and slightly greasy. I’d finished my husband’s before he’d even sat down.

Ophelia Balls, Muffington, Essex

★★★★☆

Found it rather salty. My wife swallowed hers without complaint.

Betty Swallocks, Nottingham

★★★★★

I usually have mine between two baps with something saucy.

Roger Alcock, Tokyo

PRODUCT INFORMATION

Nutritional Information

Typical valuesPer 100g2 × portion (42g)
Energy1981 kJ / 473 kcal832 kJ / 199 kcal
Fat19.8g8.3g
of which saturates3.4g1.4g

BEHIND THE LABEL

INSIDE THE DESIGN

REAL WORLD DETAILS

Origins

CREATED FEBRUARY 2022

Label for tinned cooked meat.
No other reason for calling it “Spunk” other than the first two letters.

Comparison

Development & Detail

Fried dick and balls anyone?
I spent several hours trawling for pictures of dicks for a complex collage to print.
It wasn’t my idea of fun at all.
But I wanted to make some slices of meat that had a texture made of penises.
The printed paper slices looked terrible, so I’d wasted my time entirely. I later replaced the image with an AI generated one to look like real spam.

In the Wild

In the supermarket. Not exactly the same product, but they only had larger different shaped cans of normal stuff when I took this photo.

I’ll give that a miss, thanks.